22 Dogs That Have Their Shit Way More Together Than You Do

22 Dogs That Have Their Shit Way More Together Than You Do

1. This dog is eating a delicious meal...

While your blood is 87% chicken tender.

2. This dog just got a dang degree...

While the only grade you have received is the second-degree burn from the time you tried it, you have a bit of excessive zeal for biting that Hot Pocket.

3. This dog is a fine work of art...

While you're basically walking, talking modern art.

4. This dog is a fashion icon...

While you haven't washed your jeans in... three months?

5. This dog has found the love of its life...

While you've found nothing but strife.

6. This dog is truly seeing the sights...

While the last sight you've seen is the "ARE YOU STILL THERE?" Netflix notification.

7. This dog is exploring new heights...

While the last thing he explored was the bottom of that bag of fast food, trying to find the last chicken tender.

8. This dog has perfect, beautiful hair...

Although your hair can best be described as "dog-like, but not like a very nice dog like the one above, I'm talking dirty as hell."

9. This dog has a wide assortment of fancy clothing...

While the most luxurious garment he has is that which does not have a chicken stain.

10. This dog is partying hard and living its best life...

While his last party can best be described as "the time you found an old Raisinette in a hooded sweatshirt that you were wearing".

11. This dog is getting eight hours a sleep a night...

While the last time you got eight hours of sleep was in the womb.

12. This dog is expanding its mind and discovering its inner self...

While your inner self is, again, 87% chicken tender.

13. This dog is incredibly thoughtful...

While the idea of making eye contact with the postman terrifies you.

14. This dog is practicing great self-care and taking a nap...

While the idea of making eye contact with the postman terrifies you.

15. This dog provides a very useful and compelling service...

While the only service it provides can best be described as "Ancestry.com of chicken tenders".

16. This dog is a role model for all children...

While the only service offered can best be described as "Ancestry.com of chicken tenders".

17. This dog gets to the bottom of things...

While the only thing you've gotten to the bottom of is a bag of habanero Cheez-Itz, which don't even exist.

18. This dog is a successful part of the work force...

While the only force you have used is the immense force with which you broke that alarm button on your alarm clock this morning.

19. This dog is enjoying the great outdoors...

While you enjoy the great smell of your food that your roommate left in the fridge three months ago.

20. This dog is looking so cool:

While the last time someone called you great was actually last week, when your grandmother accidentally called you instead of your brother much colder.

21. This dog is dressed to kill: